Identity: Inconclusive

Pinned to the lab wall:
Brave.
Coward.
Filed in triplicate, for the audit gods.

Strength: volatile.
Fragility: equal and opposite.
Good-evil ratio:
refuses to collapse to one value.

Test subjects complain.
Or they thank me.
Or they think of their aunt’s dog.
Result shredded per protocol.

Some grow anxious.
Some fall asleep.
Both reactions logged as adverse events.

Finding:
You are statistically unclassifiable.
Consensus is dead on arrival.
Peer review tossed it in the bin.

Directive:
Proceed per self-authored manual.
No ISO exists
for specimen ‘You’.

F.S.F.