Office Microwave

F.S.F
Oct 19, 2025By F.S.F

It began stainless.
Buttons clicked.
Darren’s lasagne gave a low hum.
Steam, not hope. Cheese, not teamwork.


Then the intern.
Lid tight. Confidence tighter.
Orange cloud.
Silence.
No one wiped.


By winter, a relic.
Rice stitched to the walls.
A pea republic took the corner.
Broccoli phantoms clocked in at noon.
Someone reheated fish. “Meal prep.”


Management fought back.
Laminated orders.
“Cover your food.”
Again: “Cover your food.”
A pen-scratch on the door:
“Egg curry? Seek help.”


Entropy punched in.
The lemon blackened.
The vinegar quit.


Still, we fed it.
It breathed despair and chicken satay.
Each lunch a reminder:
nobody’s job, everybody’s fault.


Now it hums on.
A warm mirror.
We stand there, hungry, guilty.
Decay isn’t random.
It’s democratic.


F.S.F