The year my cat judged me

F.S.F
Jun 05, 2025By F.S.F


In a year stitched together like thrift-store denim,

 he stumbled through corners,

picking up story bits like beer caps in a parking lot.

Days slid past, sometimes smooth, mostly jagged as hangovers.


A digital whisper nagged,

slick riddles in robotic hum,

pushing him toward neon-lit truths

 and half-drunk icons.


He hid behind a pen name,

words mellow as bourbon,

 labels peeling,

just cryptic enough

 to keep critics guessing.


 He conjured platforms

 like carnival rides,

 quantum sport and qubits,

 a picnic spread for ghosts

 with questionable tastes.


 Yoga found him,

sweating gently,

an awkward tango

with gravity’s unforgiving lead.

Daughters broke free,

unfettered from boarding-school walls,

memories fogged like cheap motel mirrors.


November’s a hard slap,

 his car hugged a pole,

 tender as a loan shark’s hello.


 Cannabis discarded

 like a bad jacket,

 veins etching age,

 a road map drawn

by an uncertain navigator.


 He toyed with quantum dreams,

visions scrawled like bar tabs,

 sports fusing with numbers,

the math of hopeful gamblers.


His cat watched,

a sardonic guru,

teeth nibbling softly

at life's bitter ironies.


Stories unravelled across Ikea tables,

 scarves slung carelessly,

 love flickering like a broken neon sign.


 And still,

a quiet shuffle of thoughts,

the poet’s waltz,

shambling towards tomorrow

with sarcastic elegance.


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